That bigot Obama is finally president, so where is all the free stuff he promised me?

He promised me free health care, straight cash as part of another stimulus package, money to pay for my mortgage, money to pay for my student loans, money to pay off my credit cards…money, money, money! He promised me all these things. When is this racist going to finally deliver on all the things he said he would? All of those things couldn’t have been lies to get elected because Barry represents change!

Hey, he just got into office, he has 4 years to make it apparent he can’t deliver.