Recently Convicted – Should I be executed for my crimes?
Murder in the 1st Degree, 2 Counts – Guilty
Willful and Malicious Intent to Subsidize Unlicensed Agricultural Research, 1 Count – Guilty
Conspiracy to Underwrite Merchant Marine Contracts with Foriegn Naval Transportative Fishing Fleets, 3 Counts – Gulity
Wilful Misuse of Government Appropriations for the Purpose of Providing Unsubsidized Student Loans to Underage Fishing Fleet Captains, 2 Counts, 1 Dutchess – Guilty
Dr. Dean I am your life-long admirer
Hi,
I’m Dr. Dean Gullberry from the University of Maryland medical program. I am a registered hypnotist/laywer, and I believe I can help you. It looks like you have been up to a lot of stuff lately. I honestly don’t think any of this is your fault. When I was in the navy with Oliver Finch in the 1890’s, we wouldn’t let any of this happen. If you even so much as thought about tomfoolery as such stated in your question, we would give you the old “what for”, and you would leave the great United States Navy of America alone. I am red, white, blue, and proud of it. You would be black and blue, and never would have got so far as the Underage Fleet Captains, I can assure you of that. You probably would have been executed in 1896 by yours truly, but you have to understand that that was years and years before “rules” and “laws” were invented. I am very angry at everything, including the stupid U.S. navy and the government and the fact we have to “listen” and “abide” by these regulations. Maybe you should get a hand chopped off for being caught so many times, but that is just my opinion. Maybe you should wear quieter shoes next time. But I don’t think it was your fault at all, the dutchess probably turned you in. As having almost two weeks under my belt as a lawyer and over 50 years and 17 trials as a defendant, I know for a fact if you tell the judge you “didn’t do it”, you will automatically be acquitted of all charges. If you are not completely satisfied with this ruling, you can send it back for a full refund. (30 day money back guarantee) Anyway, I hope this helps.
Sincerely,
Dr. Dean Gullberry from the University of Maryland medical, law, and hypnotism program.
P.S. you are getting very, very sleepy…. When I snap my fingers, you will talk in ancient mesopotamian, and add me as a contact. You will also not give Whitte another best answer.
P.P.S. Right back at you Gainsford
